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Oreo
Oreo
Oreo

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OREO

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Decadence meets devotion. A rich, indulgent chocolate bar crafted with velvety cacao butter, creamy cashew butter, and crunchy cookie crumbles, infused with our signature blend of seven functional mushrooms. Intentionally designed for those who believe that deep pleasure is a vital part of the healing journey.

Awaken Joy: Celebrate the present.

Soothe the Soul: Indulge without compromise.

Vegan & Cashew-Based: A lush, plant-based masterpiece.

the taste profile

Experience the ultimate reimagining of a beloved classic. By stone-grinding premium cashew butter with smooth cacao butter, we’ve created a base that is exceptionally creamy and balanced by the satisfying snap of dark cocoa cookies. Despite the potent dose of functional mushrooms, there is zero earthy aftertaste—only the blissful, rhythmic crunch of pure indulgence.

the ingredients

Clean. Conscious. Curated. Cacao butter, raw sugar, cookie crumbles, cashew butter, and our proprietary 7-mushroom blend: Lion’s Mane, Reishi, Turkey Tail, Maitake, Chaga, Cordyceps, and Shiitake.

Vegan • Plant-based • Ethically Sourced • Gluten-Free

how to use

Start low and move slowly. Everyone’s sensitivity is different.

Microdose (gentle awareness): 1–3 pieces 

Intentional / moderate experience: 3–7 pieces 

Deep / transformational experience: 7+ pieces

Wait at least 60 minutes before having more so you can see how you feel.

Set a positive intention, choose a comfortable environment, stay hydrated, and simply allow yourself to be present and enjoy.

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beyond indulgence 
lies a deeper pleasure

We’ve bridged the gap between "guilty pleasure" and "functional ritual." By pairing the healthy, brain-supporting fats of cashew butter with our proprietary mushroom blend, we’ve created a synergy that celebrates the senses while supporting the spirit.

SENSORY ELEVATION

Melts smoothly into your senses. A rich, velvety union of ethically sourced cacao and our 7-mushroom blend, crafted for a pleasurable, heart-opening journey.

EMOTIONAL RELEASE

Designed to dissolve the ego. Helps reduce tension and emotional weight, supporting inner healing and a return to your true self.

SOUL CONNECTION

Enhances self-compassion, gratitude, and emotional warmth. A precise blend of nature’s magic to elevate your vibration and open the heart.

PURE INGREDIENTS

Made with 100% ethically sourced cacao, raw sugar, and our proprietary functional mushroom formula. Vegan, gluten-free, and void of fillers or chemicals.

INTUITIVE RITUALS

Flexible by design. Suitable for daily grounding (microdosing) or deeper ceremonial use. You control the rhythm of your ritual.

ANCHORED EXPLORATION

Safe, supported, and consistent. Each bar is precision-crafted for a reliable experience that feeds the soul without the crash.

SENSORY ECSTASY

A textural journey. The buttery melt of premium cashews meets the rhythmic crunch of cocoa cookies for a sophisticated, multi-layered experience.

EMOTIONAL RELEASE

Designed for joy. Helps dissolve the "shoulds" of the day, encouraging a return to playfulness, self-compassion, and pure emotional warmth.

SOULFUL INDULGENCE

Elevates your vibration through pleasure. A precise alchemy of nature’s magic to help you feel lighter, more connected, and deeply nourished.

PURE INTEGRITY

Made with 100% ethically sourced ingredients, raw sugar, and real cashew butter. No palm oils, no waxes, and no artificial flavorings. Only the good stuff.

JOYFUL RITUALS

Flexible by design. Perfect for a celebratory afternoon break or a decadent evening wind-down. You control the pace of your pleasure.

ANCHORED DELIGHT

Indulge without the crash. Each bar is precision-crafted for a reliable, heart-opening experience that feeds the soul and sustains your energy.

savor the crunch. celebrate the joy.

feel the light decadent indulgence for the high-end soul

Pleasure with Purpose

Our Oreo bar is more than a treat; it’s an invitation to reclaim your joy. Beyond the decadence, it is a powerful healthy alternative to processed sweets, providing a natural, clear-headed glow rather than a sugar spike. Whether for healing or a functional microdose, it keeps you energized and centered—wherever your intuition leads you.

Crafted with Integrity

We believe that the cleanest ingredients produce the highest vibrations. Our Oreo bar is a clean-label formula designed for efficacy, luxury, and pure delight.

Ethically Sourced Cacao Butter & Cashew Butter

A rich source of healthy fats and amino acids to support cognitive function and provide a lush, dairy-free creaminess.

7-Mushroom Proprietary Blend

Infused with 7 functional mushrooms to harmonize the mind and body while supporting immune resilience.

Cocoa Cookie Crumbles

Just enough crunch to satisfy the palate, made with clean ingredients to maintain the integrity of your ritual.

Commitment

100% Plant-Based, Vegan, and Ethically Sourced.

Made for the Modern Seeker

Small-batch production ensures that every bar maintains its vibrational integrity. Formulated and crafted in the USA with globally sourced, premium ingredients.

Customer Reviews

Julianna R.

Verified

A total vibe shift.

I didn't think a "healthy" version of cookies and cream could exist, but Curative proved me wrong. It’s so creamy and the crunch is perfect. Most importantly, I don't feel that "heavy" sugar feeling after. I feel light, focused, and honestly, just happier.

Marcus T.

Verified

The ultimate self-care treat.

I keep a bar of this in my desk for when I finish a big project. It feels like a reward, but because of the mushrooms, it actually helps me transition out of work mode and back into my life. The cashew butter makes it incredibly rich.

Chloe M.

Verified

Sexy, sophisticated, and delicious.

The unboxing experience is unmatched—the gold foil and the 'Feed Your Soul' message. But the chocolate itself is the star. It’s become my favorite evening ritual with a cup of herbal tea. It feels like a high-end beauty product for your spirit.

Elena S.

Verified

No crash, just clarity.

I’m sensitive to sugar, so I usually avoid cookies and cream. But this bar is different. The raw sugar and healthy fats from the cashews mean I get the flavor I love without the jitters or the brain fog. It’s pure magic.

Julianna R.

Verified

A total vibe shift.

I didn't think a "healthy" version of cookies and cream could exist, but Curative proved me wrong. It’s so creamy and the crunch is perfect. Most importantly, I don't feel that "heavy" sugar feeling after. I feel light, focused, and honestly, just happier.

Marcus T.

Verified

The ultimate self-care treat.

I keep a bar of this in my desk for when I finish a big project. It feels like a reward, but because of the mushrooms, it actually helps me transition out of work mode and back into my life. The cashew butter makes it incredibly rich.

Chloe M.

Verified

Sexy, sophisticated, and delicious.

The unboxing experience is unmatched—the gold foil and the 'Feed Your Soul' message. But the chocolate itself is the star. It’s become my favorite evening ritual with a cup of herbal tea. It feels like a high-end beauty product for your spirit.

Elena S.

Verified

No crash, just clarity.

I’m sensitive to sugar, so I usually avoid cookies and cream. But this bar is different. The raw sugar and healthy fats from the cashews mean I get the flavor I love without the jitters or the brain fog. It’s pure magic.

FAQS

Is it really vegan?

Yes. Our Cookies & Cream bar is 100% plant-based. We use cashew butter and cacao butter to achieve that signature creaminess, and our cookie crumbles are entirely dairy-free.

What kind of cookies do you use?

We use a premium, dark cocoa cookie crumble that is free from high-fructose corn syrup and artificial preservatives, ensuring your ritual stays as clean as it is delicious.

Will I feel the mushrooms?

You will feel the benefits—grounding, focus, and emotional warmth—but you will not taste them. Our process ensures the flavor remains purely decadent.

How many squares should I eat?

We recommend starting with two squares to experience a gentle, functional microdose. Listen to your body and adjust your ritual based on the level of indulgence your soul needs today.

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This product has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Do not operate vehicles or heavy machinery after consuming. Effects may be delayed up to one hour. Do not use if you are pregnant, nursing, or planning to become pregnant. Certain medications – such as SSRIs, MAOIs, or antipsychotics – may interfere with or dangerously interact with this product.

Consult your physician before use if you are taking any medications or have a medical condition. Keep out of reach of children. Not for sale to individuals under 21 years of age. Individual tolerance varies. Please do your own research and consume responsibly.

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